My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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