So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I would fuck him just for his dog
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