And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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