ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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