Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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