Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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