i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
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