no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
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my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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