D3 body, D1 cock
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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