Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
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I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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