Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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