I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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