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I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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