The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
