I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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