How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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