someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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