these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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