Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Alive.
So much puke
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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