Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
