we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
