living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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