Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm like, not good at living.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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