the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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