PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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