We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize