i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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