Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
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