I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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