im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
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