He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I still have a little drunk in my system
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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