at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I think people are normalizing furries
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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