Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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