Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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