did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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