Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
third nipple confirmed
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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