we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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