You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
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You. Win. At. Life.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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