she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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