I want to stick my p in your. b.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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