I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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