I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
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