I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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