just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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