how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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