i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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