How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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