My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
My legs feel like baby dolphins
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
