Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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