Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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