well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
soo... how was my night?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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