this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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