this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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