don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower