EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.